Adult SMS

2 men went 2 a callgirl.1st went in and came out n said
“Na my wife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said
“U R right ur wife is much better.”
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3 FEELINGS what is the diference b/w stress,
tension & panic?Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &panic is when both r pregnant
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A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabinandsaythat i will do anything to
pass in the examsand professor saysNOW OPEN YOUR......
BoCatch her by her waist…Bring her home..Keep ur hand on her neck3
FEELINGSwhat is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when oks And Study Put ur lips on her lips& have a ……nice drink
…PEPSIboth r pregnant
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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:“can kids of our age have kNURSE kept
 SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.THEN SAHe
came at night,explored my body,got on top of me,touched me2 men went 2 a
callgirl.1st went in and came out n said“Na my wids?”Teacher replied ” NO
Never!!”Boy said to girl :“see i toRDAR STARTED DANCING .NURSE:y
r u DANCING.SARDAR:next is URINE , he bit,sucked, swalowd,when he
was satisfyed,he left, i wasife is better.”2nd went in and came out n said“U R
right ur wifld you not to worry!!!!”.TEST hurt,...BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!
 is much better.”
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Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya Pentene ke
ad ma baal dikhayePhir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
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I really deeply wish datu r here with me in my room.on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
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In a party a lady wantedto go to toilet soshe inquired with a sardarpapaji susu
karne ki jagah dikhao,sardarji replied u naughtypehle tum dikhao.
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Most interesting line writtenon the front of T-shirt of a girl,.......
Excuse me !My face is above.
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NURSE kept SARDAR’S FINGER in HER MOUTHafter BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING.
NURSE: y r u DANCING.
SARDAR: next is URINE
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